Current Status:- We're a little behind, right now.

Well, on the rare occasions when nobody's suffering from injuries or some dreadful lurgy, the van's behaving itself, and we're basking in glorious weather conditions, we're usually on time. Events have sadly conspired against us, and we're currently a day or so behind where we should be.

Don't worry, we're pulling out all the stops to get back on schedule. It's difficult to turn down new clients, and we can't do much about our weather either, so let's just say that nobody on the team is ever getting to go away on holiday - ever again! Apart from all that, Carla Bruni's derriere is quite nice so the picture stays - even when we're back on time!

We're usually very dependable, but if you ever find yourself wondering where we are, have a check back on this page to find out more - it'll be updated to reflect circumstances.

If we're way behind, and up against prolonged and really bad weather, sometimes we know we're never going to catch up and just have to miss some jobs - but that's very rare. Just below are some links to weather forecasts to give you an idea of what we'll be encountering in the near future